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A History of Horrors at St. Augustine’s Medieval Torture Museum

By Kathleen Walls

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Next time you hear someone say “These shoes are torturing me!” send them to visit the Medieval Torture Museum. I’m not kidding. Saint Augustine’s newest museum is a look at a not-so-pretty past when there was no law against cruel and unusual punishment.

Most museums containing antique items are filled with signs saying “Do Not Touch,” but not here.  “We encourage people to touch and handle these instruments,” Director Scott Abrams told me. Thus, visitors here can really get a “feel” for things. (Coincidentally, the director’s nickname is “Grimm.”)

Medieval Torture Museum
St. Augustine’s Museum of Torture is combines academic research and historical accuracy to present a horrifying picture of a time when torture and torment were common.

You enter the museum past a simple hangman’s noose and from then on things do get grim. Talking about shoes, consider the Spanish Boot for example. Vertical boards were fitted around the prisoner’s leg and then stakes or later iron spike were driven in along all sides breaking or stabbing the prisoner’s bones. Then there is a small iron sandal looking device where the heel can be tightened like a vise compressing the foot into ever smaller space and eventually crushing the bones of the foot. I’ll never complain about shoes pinching my toes again.

Ordeal by Water
This dunking device is the sort that would have been used during witch hunts for an ‘ordeal by water.’ Only the guilty survived.

Today if you have had a few too many you risk a DUI ticket or even a night in jail in a climate controlled cell. Before you complain too much consider what was done in medieval times. You would be placed in a barrel where you would sit for a full day in a public square soaking in your own excrement. Passersby would laugh and mock you. Every now and then someone tossed a bucket of icy water over you.

Gossipers Violen
Next time you get the urge to pass on a particularly juicy bit of gossip, consider what would have been done to you back in the day. The Gossipers Violin was a devise with a triple set of clamps that held each of your hands a few inches apart and bent in a line with your neck which was the third clamp. You sat for a few days with hands and neck aligned rigidly in one position.
Spanish Horse Torture
Heretics and those accused of witchcraft, usually women, got to ride the “Spanish Horse.” Imagine a sawhorse with a sharply pointed triangle for its center bar. Then imagine being seated astride that beam with your legs either unable to touch the floor or tied down with weights. Ouch!
Spanish Tickling
Unfaithful wives and atheists often got a taste of Spanish Tickling. This was a method of tying the prisoner down to a table stretched our full length. The “tickler” would grasp a sharp item resembling a set of ultra-sized cat claws and rake it over parts of the body. It sunk in deeply and often tore through ligaments and muscle. You notice “Spanish” comes up often. That’s because they excelled at this especially at the height of the Spanish Inquisition.
Torture by Rats
Probably the most terrifying display at the Medieval Torture Museum is the torture by rats. A prisoner is bound flat down on a table with an open-bottomed cage filled with rats placed on his stomach. To make it worse, hot coals are placed atop the cage causing the rats to dig deeper into the helpless prisoner’s abdomen. The exhibit is shockingly realistic but thankfully the rats are not real.

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Had Enough Torture?

Had enough fun? Sharing the same building is a sister museum, The Micro Masterpieces Art Gallery,  which is filled with beauty that is in direct opposition to the Medieval Torture Museum.

The gallery is filled with tiny masterpieces. And I do mean tiny. You need to look through a microscope to even see them. The detail is amazing. There are portraits of famous people, castles, buildings, cars and my favorite, a train engine.

The detail on this is amazing yet it is so small that you can’t even tell what it is without looking through the microscope. The wheels, the smokestack and even a small driver are so perfect.

Michael Jackson Miniature Art
This example of ‘Flea Art’ is only visible through a microscope. But take a peak. That’s Michael Jackson on a stamp!

Scott, who is director of both the museum and the art gallery, explained. “To qualify, an artist had to be able to put horse shoes on a flea.” He pointed to a piece of art under a microscope and sure enough it was a life sized flea done in gold with tiny shoes on his feet.

The gallery has the largest collection of these micro masterpieces in the world, including the Guinness Book of Records world’s smallest book.

Medieval Museum & Micro Art
100 St. George Street, St. Augustine FL
Phone: (904) 373-7777
Tickets: $12.99 ($7.99 for Micro Art)

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